In This Episode:

-The Ring 2
-Mel Brooks Doesn't Age Well
-The Motorcycle Diaries
-Robot Chicken
-And Other Mumblies!

--MUSICS--

Rent Money Big - The Inverse Is Also Correct
The JV Allstars - Let's Get Drunk And Tread Water
Sedaced - Six
The Phoenix Foundation - Seeds
Shonben - Lessons

--MENTIONS--

WHYME
Bob and AJ
Digital Detroit Radio
Suckapunch Records
The Newest Industry Records

Enjoy!
-Deniz

Remember how I mentioned that Bob and AJ talked about me on their show? Well for their newest show they took it one step further and actually had me on for a ten-minute Skype call. You can listen to it here.

In this episode, I play 30 songs in a row by The Locust.

--TRACKLIST--

How To Become A Virgin
Sever The Toes
Wet Dream War Machine
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Shape
Straight From The Horse's Mouth
Moth-Eaten Dear Head
How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector
Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement
Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better
Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
Can We Please Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
Prepare To Qualify
Sperm Donor
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth
Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
Captin Gaydar It's Time To Wind Up Your Clock
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Doesn't Make You A Cantaloupe
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
Cattle Mutilation
Pssst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
Brand New Set Of Teeth
Listen The Mighty Ear Is Hear
Ass Gravity
Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Set Of Ears
This Is Radio Surgery
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Disease, Get Out Of My Bed
File Under 'Softcore Seizures'

Enjoy!
-Deniz

In this show, I talk about some random and unimportant unrelated topics. Then I play some cool songs.

--MUSICS--

Floor - Twink
The Holy Mountain - Recession
Glass and Ashes - Black Beneath The Eyes
Kid Dynamite - Heart a Tact
Trial By Fire - Steps of St. Johns
Paint It Black - Bravo! Another Beautiful 'Fuck You' Song!
Youth In Asia - 1492 (from the No Coast sampler)
The New Invincibles - The House Where Evil Dwelss

--MENTIONS--

The Sleepless Reader
Rock'n'Roll Inferno
51 Cards
Jump Cut Radio
Strange Music In Small Doses
The Bob And AJ Show
No Idea Records
Jade Tree Records
Suckapunch Records

Enjoy!
-Deniz

Sam Gulino of The Sleepless Reader wrote his first article about music played on this show. Sam chose to write about combatwoundedveteran, a timely choice, as well as a quite challenging one. For an example of how fucking amazing this guy is at describing music, check this shit out:

"I realize that it can be hard to make your way through the pained screams, wailing guitar, and random drumbeats, but only if you try to listen to it the way you would listen to what most of us think of as a "song"...something with a regular beat and a melody. You can no more listen to CWV's music with that mindset than you can look at Pollock's paintings the same way you would look at the Mona Lisa. Look at Pollock's painting Convergence and tell me what the white splotch top center means. Now listen to a CWV track and tell me what the lyrics mean."

This guy is fuckin' amazing, and there's a lot more where that came from. Read the entire in-depth analysis here.

This partnership between TSR and TNP will continue, so keep on the lookout for future updates!
-Deniz

In this show, I play 17 tracks in a row by combatwoundedveteran.

You can find information on, free tracks by, pictures of, and CDs and merch by combatwoundedveteran at noidearecords.com.

-- TRACKLIST --

From the album What Flavor Is Your Death Squad Leader:
Disembowlment At Room Temperature
Also Comes In Red, Orange, and Fuck You
Shit 3:16
The Rise Of A Thousand Prosthetic Limbs
I've Got A Slingshot, Want To Get Hurt
Plastic Bullets Are SO '84
"Jane, You Ignorant Slut" / Power Failure In The Suburbs

From the album This Is Not An Erect, All-Red Neon Body:
Kill The Translator
I Talk, You Listen
...And Other Sinister Motives
Hank Cut Out His Bowels Again
Economic Downturn With Kung-Fu Grip
Completed In Three Easy Steps

From the album I Know A Girl Who Develops Crime Scene Photos:
The Seven-Ten Split
My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!

From the album Duck Down For The Torso:
The Very First Pterodactyl
Folded Space: Mapping Unexplored Ordinance

Enjoy!
-Deniz

HOLY FUCK!!!

1000 people have hit this site since I got StatCounter a week ago. This is truly a milestone for poor lil Deniz.

In summary:

-Acousticore Owns Your Face
-Air America Sucks It Up
-So Do Self-Referencing Rap Groups
-Square Went To Shit When It Merged With Enix
-Prince Of Persia Rules
-So Does Geek Fu

-- MUSICS --
(Everything but BOTAR is on No Idea Recorda)

Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution - Dear Sergio (Catch 22 cover)
Small Brown Bike - Trains All Talk
Twelve Hour Turn - Ghost Kitty
Trapdoor Fucking Exit - Everything Is Winding Down
Grabass Charlestons - Beer Exile
combatwoundedveteran - Activate The Corpses

-- MENTIONS --

The Fake Science Lab Report
Smithville
StatCounter
Geek Fu Action Grip

Enjoy!
-Deniz

Alright. The wonderful StatCounter system has informed me that multiple people have searched google for "acousticore mp3." I'm kinda freaked out. Y'all get that it's a joke, right?

But if you SERIOUSLY want a copy of that song, I can send it to ya. Send me an email about it.

God DAMN you folks are crazy.
-Deniz

As part of my crusade to be just like every other podcaster out there, I've gone and gotten myself a Seattle-based audio comment line. If you don't live in Seattle, you might want to use your cellie so you don't get blasted on your phone bill.

Call in and say whatever you like. Plug your podcast, propose a topic for me, say something funny, basically do anything that makes me do less work.

The line is 206-984-9893. Call it. Seriously. Please. I promise I'll play your comments on the show no matter what you say.

If you wanna get your own comment line for your own podcast, it's free, and you can set it up at k7.net.
-Deniz

In today's show, we have a guest that doesn't talk!

-- MUSICS --

All music in this show can be found at Suckapunch Records.

Settle For Less - Zycheck
Same Old Crap - Awesome Song
8th Wave - Uh Oh Nicole
Super Molecular Dust Separator - (I Think I Like) Cats (Now)
The Unies! - Berzerker
Westside Proletariat - State Sanctioned Killing

-- MENTIONS --

The Digital Experience Podcast
Dave Lebow
The Association of Music Podcasting
My Silver Mount Zion
Hymns Of The Desert

Enjoy!
-Deniz

Fun/Boring/Lame/Hysterical/Really Short Show.

-- MUSICS --

Acousticore - Acousticore
Planes Mistaken For Stars - Dying By Degrees (from No Idea Records)
Strike Anywhere - Detonation

-- MENTIONS --

The Sleepless Reader
Mr Shark Attack

Enjoy!
-Deniz

Today's show = all music. Sorry if you don't like the kind of shit I play, come back next time.

-- MUSICS --

Q and not U:
A Line In The Sand
Fever Sleeves
Air Conditions
So Many Animal Calls
Wet Work
X-Polynation

The Lawrence Arms:
Navigating the Windward Passage
3am QVC Shopping Spree Hangover
The March of the Elephants
Chapter 13: The Hero Appears

Enjoy!
-Deniz

That's right. It's the inevitable return of Bryan Gahagan. Celebrate. NOW!!!

In summary:
- Doghouse Records is a pioneer in labels contacting me.
- Fuck Podcast Alley.
- I love you, Jason Evangelho!
- Bryan's too eloquent for his own damn good.

-- MUSICS --

Rehasher - Lift! (from No Idea Records)
These Enzymes - Song 1 (a.k.a. Goodnight Bad Guy)
Say Anything - Belt
Cruiserweight - Goodbye Daily Sadness
Rumbleseat - California Burritos (from No Idea Records)

-- MENTIONS --

The Sleepless Reader
BuzzFlash

Enjoy!
-Deniz

Aight, here's the deal. A guy from Doghouse contacted me through AIM of all things, and told me I could play their shit.

That's fuckin' awesome.

I sent him over to Jason from Insomnia Radio, and Jason's negotiating rights for all podcasters.

Damn, we make a good team.
-Deniz

My subscribers for show 9 after a week? 30.

My subscribers for show 10 after 3 days? 50.

What the hell just happened?